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THE ARISTOCATS

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The Aristocats is a 1970 animated feature produced and released by Walt Disney Productions. The twentieth animated feature in the Disney animated features canon, the story revolves around a family of aristocratic cats, and how an alley cat acquaintance helps them after a butler has kidnapped them to gain his mistress’ fortune which was meant to go to them.

Set in Paris, France in the year 1910, this is the story about a mother cat named Duchess and her three kittens: her daughter Marie, and her two sons Berlioz and Toulouse. They live in the mansion of retired opera singer Adelaide Bonfamille, along with her big-nosed butler Edgar. Also living on the estate are Frou-Frou the horse, and Roquefort the mouse, who is a good friend of the cats.

 

 

Adelaide wants to settle her will with her lawyer Georges Hautecourt (a senile old man who denies his old age and refuses to accept Edgar’s offer of taking the elevator instead of the long staircase, which results in Georges’ walking cane getting tangled up in Edgars’ suspenders which snap, so when Edgar announces Georges’ arrival to Adelaide his trousers fall down).  Adelaide tells Georges that she wishes to leave her entire fortune to her butler, but only after her cats reach “the end of their lifespans.” Edgar overhears this plan through a speaking tube and is dismayed, as he worries that he will die before he is able to collect the inheritance (incorrectly assuming that the cats will each have nine full lifespans of twelve years, totalling 108 years).

In the same evening, Edgar drops some sleeping pills in the cats’ milk, putting them to sleep. After night falls, Edgar takes the sleeping cats in their travelling basket far away from home, hoping to drop them on the banks of a river near a farm. However, two farm dogs, Napoleon and Lafayette, hear Edgar approach. Believing him to be an intruder, the dogs attack him, biting him on the rear end. This causes him to drop the basket on the river bank. Edgar manages to escape, but is forced to leave his motorbike’s sidecar, his prized hat, the basket, and his umbrella.

Back at the mansion, Madame Bonfamille has a nightmare about the cats going missing. On going to their sleeping basket, she finds this fear confirmed. Roquefort, hearing the terrible news, goes out to look for them.Meanwhile, Duchess and the kittens awake to find themselves in unfamiliar settings. Worried, they decide to sleep in their basket and wait for morning.  When the sun rises, Duchess meets a friendly, self-absorbed, worldly stray cat named Thomas O’Malley, who befriends the cats and helps them get home.

 

From the first, O’Malley is smitten with the beautiful Duchess, and she with him. He takes on an indulgent, paternal role toward the kittens, who are quite awed with this handsome, seemingly knowledgeable newcomer.Roquefort returns to the mansion, and miserably tells the downhearted Frou-Frou that he couldn’t find the cats anywhere, even after searching all night. Edgar, the only happy person in the mansion, dances into the stable and tells Frou-Frou (believing that she can’t understand him) that it was he who kidnapped the cats.

It is then that Edgar remembers that the only evidence left to convict him is the stuff he left at the farm(motorcycle sidecar,the basket umbrella, and hat) the previous night, and that he must retrieve it before the police do.O’Malley, Duchess and the kittens continue the journey home, and befriend some gossip-loving geese named Abigail and Amelia Gabble, and their Uncle Waldo on the way. Abigail and Amelia (possibly modelled after the sisters Gwendolyn and Cicely in the earlier movie “The Odd Couple“) are bombastic English geese, who misinterpret O’Malley’s every move; Waldo is their uncle, a frivolous gander who greatly amuses the party, being drunk after bathed by a chef in white wine. Later on the cats find an old house to stay in with O’Malley’s musical alley cat friends led by Scat Cat.

Do you remember the song “Everybody wants to be a cat”?

Meanwhile, Edgar sets off to the farm to find his things, and sees that Napoleon and Lafayette have made beds out of the things they stole from Edgar. The butler bumps the sidecar and the dogs go flying. Edgar lures the two dogs away from his things. After another fight, he manages to escape again, (on a one-wheeled haystack) this time with all the stolen items. Napoleon and Lafayette stare at the triumphant butler in disbelief.

  

The next morning, the cats arrive at their home. Duchess says goodbye to Abraham DeLacey Giuseppe Casey Thomas O’Malley. Edgar opens the door for them, letting them in. Before Roquefort can warn them, Edgar slams a sack over them, tying them up and hiding them in the oven. Horrified, Roquefort runs to get O’Malley, who tells Roquefort to call his alley cat friends while he holds Edgar off. Thomas sneaks into the barn, where he sees Edgar lock Duchess and the kittens in a trunk, hoping to send them to Timbuktu.

Meanwhile, Roquefort goes to the alley, nearly getting killed after misremembering Thomas’s name as O’Toole, O’Brien, and O’Grady, but avoids getting impaled on Scat Cat’s claw by shouting at the last second, “Why did I ever listen to that O’Malley cat?!” He tells the cats that O’Malley needs them, and the cats rush off to help their friend.O’Malley stops Edgar and closes the barn door. Edgar and O’Malley fight over the trunk, but Edgar, being human, overpowers the stray cat and pins him to a wall with a pitchfork. To his surprise, O’Malley finds himself not impaled and dead, but caught between two prongs. At that moment, Roquefort and the alley cats arrive and stall Edgar while Roquefort unlocks the padlock on the trunk. He yells “Quiet!”, then everyone holds still and keeps quiet, then after the trunk opens the carrying on fighting again.

After a fierce battle, Frou-Frou kicks Edgar into the trunk, just as the delivery men arrive. They ship him to Timbuktu.That night, Adelaide accepts O’Malley into the family, and erases Edgar from her will. She also gives the cats a surprise: her new cat foundation, which makes her house a home for all the alley cats of Paris. Adelaide urges Georges to make provision in the will “for their future little ones”; presumably the offspring of Duchess by O’Malley (their future children).

A party is thrown in the foundation room, involving nearly everyone from the movie: Scat Cat and his band, Frou-Frou, Roquefort, Napoleon, Lafayette, Amelia, Abigail and Waldo.

From: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocats 

The original movie – site: http://disney.go.com/disneyvideos/animatedfilms/aristocats/